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1. Master puzzle master, do you never drink? "sin, sin. ""Don’t you drink before you become a monk? " "sin, sin." "I don’t understand this. How can it be a sin to drink before becoming a monk?" "You pig with no understanding at all, how many times have I said" drunk "!"

2. hilarious joke: eating jiaozi in the dumpling shop, the boss’s soup is delicious, holding a bowl and holding another bowl, stirring it in the soup pot with a spoon, suddenly seeing a turtle inside, smiling at the boss’s wife and saying, "Boss, no wonder your soup is so delicious, it’s enough!" The proprietress came and took a look, and her face changed. She looked up at the upstairs and shouted, "Smelly boy, the bathroom door is not closed again, and your turtle has fallen into the soup pot!" "

3. Husband and wife were shopping when suddenly the wife said, "A beautiful woman just gave you a look." The husband said, "She’s not in love with me, is she?" The wife said, "Love yourself! Probably people think that you are like the worker who cleaned the range hood for her family last time. "

4. I lied to my parents about sleeping at my best friend’s house for one night and secretly climbing the mountain with my boyfriend. My mother, who had just arrived at the top of the mountain in the morning, called. I deliberately said sleepily, "What’s wrong with mom? I haven’t woken up yet!" " Mom roared: "You sleepwalked for more than 20,000 steps, and you dare to tell me that you didn’t wake up?"

On Saturday afternoon, I took my five-year-old daughter Mei Mei for a walk in the park. Not far away, a fashionable and beautiful girl is holding a beautiful pet dog. Mei Mei ran over and danced to tease the puppy, praising the puppy for its beauty! The pretty girl looked at Mei Mei and proudly said to the puppy, "Good baby, did you hear that? Miss Sister praises you for your beauty! " I was very angry when I heard the pretty girl talk like this, so I took Mei Mei and turned to leave. When the pretty girl saw it, she quickly said to the puppy, "Will you be angry if my sister ignores you?" I was about to get angry, but my daughter Meimei asked the pretty girl leisurely, "Sister, you are beautiful, and this puppy is beautiful, too. It must have been born to you, right?"

6. When I was in junior high school, the landlord was very rebellious. Once, because of the teacher’s complaint, I was beaten by my mother when I came home from school. At that time, my brain was caught in the door and I knocked down my mother’s adult. Then she sat on the ground and cried silently, which made my heart cry. The landlord knelt down and apologized. I’m sorry I won’t fight back again! Mom gave me a look and asked, Really? I gave a sincere thank you, and she stood up slowly, walked to the balcony and took out a pole. . .

7. In my sophomore year, I made a female friend and took her home to meet my mother. Since then, my mother has ordered me to change my clothes, shoes, socks and even bags into NIKE. It was not until graduation that I broke up with my girlfriend because of different places that my mother was relieved to allow me to have other choices in brand. I asked my mother why. Mom smiled and said something that I still don’t understand: sons are the pride of mom! Your girlfriend is as beautiful as a star, and I don’t want anything to happen to you …

8. When I was at school, the school suddenly launched an anonymous grading assessment for the class teacher, just to say that I can counterattack. As a result, after class, I was called to lecture and said that I didn’t respect the teacher behind my back. It was all anonymous, so how did I know that I voted for 59 points? With a blink of an eye, I went, and the whole class evaluated 100 points. I was very polite to bring my name, and I was the only one who was anonymous.

9. Women usually call sanitary napkins bread. Once my period came early, I went to borrow them from my female colleagues. I didn’t bring them around, so I had to ask a woman who was not very familiar. I sat next to her and whispered, Do you have any bread? She stood up directly, opened the drawer and replied loudly, I have no bread, but I have cookies. Do you want to eat them? Take them all! I’m messy ~

10. The son said: You haven’t given me lucky money yet! I said ask your mother for it. The economy is in crisis this year. Then show him my wallet. My son looked at me piteously, pulled out a red envelope and stuffed it into me and said, Dad, it doesn’t matter, I’ll give you lucky money this year!

Jeff, the most diligent player in Guangdong Men’s Basketball Team, has grown into an important defender!

Since joining the Guangdong Men’s Basketball Team, Jeff has been famous for his diligence and hard work. In daily training, he always goes all out to seriously correct his own shortcomings. Fortunately, these efforts have brought gratifying results. At present, Jeff has become one of the indispensable defenders in the Guangdong men’s basketball team. His skills are constantly improving, and his stable performance has won the respect of his teammates and coaching staff. On the court, Jeff showed extraordinary diligence and perseverance. Whether it is training or competition, he always devotes himself to it and spares no effort to improve his technical level. Whenever the team conducts group training, Jeff is always the first to arrive at the training ground and the last to leave. He explained what is called "diligence" with his own practical actions.

In daily training, Jeff’s earnest attitude is also well known. He constantly reflects and summarizes his training performance and actively seeks ways to improve it. Coaches often see his efforts in details in training and constantly correct the shortcomings of movements and technical movements. This spirit of not being satisfied with the status quo has gradually made his technology more perfect. Jeff’s diligence has also been rewarded. His performance on the court is getting better and better, and he has gradually become one of the indispensable defenders in the team. He can play an important role in both offensive and defensive ends. In the competition, his excellent organizational skills and stable shooting skills made him a scoring weapon for the Guangdong men’s basketball team. On the defensive end, he always goes all out to press his opponent, causing great pressure on him.

Jeff’s technological progress is also obvious. From his performance when he first joined the team to his current popularity on the court, it can be said that it is a leap forward. He constantly explores and tries new technical moves in training and applies them to the competition. This progressive attitude has also won him more respect and trust on the court. However, Jeff is not satisfied with the status quo. He knows that he needs to work harder to gain a foothold in the Guangdong men’s basketball team. He understands that only by continuous learning and progress can he stand out from the fierce competition. Therefore, he always keeps strict demands on himself and constantly pursues opportunities for progress. Among the teammates and coaching staff of Guangdong Men’s Basketball Team, Jeff won wide respect and praise.

His diligence and hard-working spirit is a model in the team and also an example for young players to learn. Whenever teammates encounter difficulties, Jeff is always the first to lend a helping hand, giving encouragement and support. Looking back on Jeff’s growing road, he wrote his own basketball dream with diligence and hard work. His success is inseparable from his love of basketball and his desire for victory. For Xu Jie, this is only the beginning of his basketball career, and he still has more ambitious goals to conquer. I believe that in the near future, he will continue to shine in the Guangdong men’s basketball field and win more honors for the team. To sum up, Jeff, as the most diligent player in Guangdong Men’s Basketball Team, has won the respect and recognition of the team and the coaching staff with his own efforts and efforts.

With the continuous improvement of his skills, he has become one of the indispensable defenders in the team. However, he is not satisfied with the status quo. I believe that with his efforts, his basketball road will be wider and wider. We are looking forward to seeing Jeff continue to shine in future competitions and bring more glory to the Guangdong men’s basketball team!